It’s not just a bagel. It a way of living.
1. “Did you eat are you presently starved Do you want two bagels piled with feast on spreads on spreads,” the mommy will want to know at the time you go visit. And twenty minutes once you’ve walked in. And again an hour later. The appropriate answer is often “yes” as well as the appropriate follow-up question is “This should be your very own mother’s meal, appropriate”
2. One call that things through the store a bagel More like a nay-gel. Definitely not sorry. A bagel was an event. A privilege. Their scooped-out bread golf ball with zero fat cream-cheese is bad in my experience. Please determine i’ll bitch your approach through something that’s not just huge and pungent during the proper way achievable.
3. She is not fuxing around with kugel. Or brisket.